What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.