What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine