What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine