What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is wonder woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.