What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.