There isn't one...
No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest
sometimes i get the joke.
She didn't suit his taste!
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
Stopping it with a shovel!
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
there was a porkward silence