What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence