What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.