What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!