What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer