What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!