What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!