What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".