What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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She needed more concentration.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Because they don't do Windows

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They know how to tuck away junk.