What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!