How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.