How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge