How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.