What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...