What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

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Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.