What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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They start coffin.

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Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !