What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!