A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
you don't you go and grab him
A hot dog.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Because it was cooler on the other side.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
Because the winner was a cheetah
They might be cheetahs!
The PGA tour.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
