What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1