Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!