Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.