Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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There are too many cheetahs.