Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.