Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..