What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of undead police officers?

Zombie Acopalypse

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Navigate Jokes More Navigate Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.