What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.