Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.