Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

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Nothing, she had her mittens on.