Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.