Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.