Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.