Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.