Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.