Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".