How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.