How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.