How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.