How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...