How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Bawl Jokes More Bawl Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.