How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Because he was empty inside.

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Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Because he is boring.

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Engage.

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Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...