Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!