Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.