What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.