What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.