What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.