What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.