What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)