What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me