What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.