How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.