How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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By taste.

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Quarter pounder with cheese !

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.