Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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He was into inflation.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.