Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.