Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.