Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.