What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.