What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Bossy Jokes More Bossy Jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!