Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.