Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Hose A and Hose B
A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
The Easter Blarney!
It's a fugazi.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
Rubio on rails
His brother holding the VCR.
He was a card shark!
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
To get back to Mexico
Because they were Turkish.
An udder disaster
Geronimoo!"