What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.