What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!