What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk