What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.