Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.