Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.