Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.