What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.