What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.