What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.