What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.