How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"