How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)