soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Chard remains.
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
