How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.