How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !