How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.