How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.