Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.