Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".