Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)