Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/