What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"