What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door