N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Permutations.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
He calls it a work of art.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Stockholm Syndrome.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."