How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.