How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.