What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.