What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.