What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.