Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!