Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.