Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.