Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!