Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.