Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up