What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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when his hand caught fire!!

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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He had a lot of aspirations.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.