The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
To go to the second hand shop
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Look ma, no hands!"
SINGLE
Honestly.
Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
