What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate