What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Prostate Jokes More Prostate Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.