Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.