Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!