Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!