Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing