Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "