How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.