You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
An Oreo
They told him he was good at deriving
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
May I take your order?"
A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum
Quarter pounder with cheese !
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.