How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift