How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!