How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.