How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!