How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.