What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.