What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Sam Jokes More Sam Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."