That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Lincoln, he was in a cent
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
An elephant with hiccups !
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
A Humblebee.
You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Reservation reservation reservations.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!