That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
None, Mexicans do it for them.
Ice cream fits in a tub.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Because he came second.
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!