That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Not being retarded
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!