Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill