Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.