What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish