What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish