What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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It's a pilot's life for me!

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A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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URINE!

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Urine for a surprise.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"