What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one