How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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He "sleighs" them.

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Santa stops after three hoes.

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Hypothermia.

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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RIP post

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.