How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Claus-trophobic.

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Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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I can see my shelf"

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A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Yule Britannia !

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.