How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.