How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.