How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!