What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.