The RE-tardis
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The location of the dirtbag.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
The men's room is filthy"
Because women are always right.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
They turn off their Xbox.
Igloos it together.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
They stay with 3 ho's
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
A retardis.
Because omg they can't even.
My mum.
Hang on a minute."
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
SIDS
