Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hoover Jokes More Hoover Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Tardi Jokes More Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.