What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears