What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"