What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm