What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!