What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"