What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.